a caffeine crisis

about

Pachi is a 26 y/o fujoshi, web developer, lesbian, VN developer/writer and barista. She wears too many hats, and has more caffeine than blood in her body at this point. She tends to be very excitable, pokes a lot of fun at herself and is generally melodramatic about the most inconsequential of things. She really, really loves TakeYusa and community events.

She tries to be a fairly positive and upbeat person and loves VRAINS a lot! Her friends from Before The Time of Yu-Gi-Oh! are quite confused, but luckily for her, they support her in her infinite bullshit.

Pachi makes visual novels when she has the chance! If you'd like to follow her main twitter, for further nonsense with a bonus of Visual Novel Opinions, you can DM her!

Also, she built this page, because Carrd was somehow Too Hard. However, this would be an ugly ass page if not for Aishin's EXTREMELY ADORABLE ART and eye for aesthetics.

Pachi definitely wrote this introductory blurb while buzzed on espresso and red bull rockstar.

before you follow!

Feel free to follow/unfollow/block/mute at any time!

No minors! I RT a lot of smut and talk about smut, among other things. I age check ALL new followers and I will softblock you! If I have concerns that you'll ignore my softblock, or you attempt to refollow, I'll hard block you!

I do not have time, energy, or patience for discourse, usually.

I use the term NOTP to mean "I cannot get into this, I do not have headcanons about it, I do not find this ship appealing, I do not comprehend how people interpret the characters this way, it is not my jam." It does not mean "anti," it does not mean I hate people who ship it!

Please mute [PachiShipSalt] if you want to avoid negative ship tweets from me! Datastorm in particular is a NOTP for me but I don't want to shit on anyone's fun! This isn't the case so much these days, and I haven't used this tag in months, but nonetheless!

Despite datastorm not super being my thing, I retweet a LOT of datastorm art, because I have eyes, and I love looking at beautiful things (and there's a shitton of beautiful datastorm art). If you really, really hate datastorm, you should probably not follow me!

I TWEET SO MUCH ABOUT VRAINS. I love? VRAINS? Holy SHIT.

I summarize my existence as being a TakeYusa Evangelist. I love TakeYusa in all forms, all the time, they make me very happy!

I fucking love Takeru Homura?? Wow what a great character.

Sometimes I RT age gap art! This is not often, but I absolutely respect if you're uncomfortable with that kind of content and thusly block/mute me! Generally it's Aoi/Ema, no I do not condone this IRL.

I am pretty fond of ARC-V! I sometimes even talk about how much I love Yuya! Sometimes I complain about ARC-V but mostly I'm fond of it.

I have a lot of shitpost headcanons.

shiplist

I love writing people k i s s i n g

Name order means something, sometimes, sometimes it doesn't. In general I don't care about top/bottom stuff except when I do. The more emphasis that's drawn to a ship the more I care about it.

VRAINS
Takeru/Yusaku
Takeru/Ryoken
Ai/Yusaku
Spectre/Ryoken
Ema/Aoi
Windy/Ryoken
Lightning/Windy
Flame/Takeru
Ema/Yusaku
Earth/Aqua
Miyu/Aoi
ARC-V
Sora/Yuya
Shun/Sora/Yuya
Yugo/Yuri
Yuto/Ruri
Yuzu/Masumi
Shun/Sora
Sawatari/Yuya
Shun/Yuto
Reiji/Yuya
Yuri/Dennis
Duel Monsters
Yugi/Atem
Mai/Anzu

tweet threads

Sometimes I say some words and I'm like "damn these are some nice words" (or I just want to make it so that my headcanons are easy to find).

testimonials

because you should know what you're really signing up for

fanfic information

I write a lot of smut! I'm pretty sure my smut is more funny than sexy but your mileage may vary on that. I predominantly write TakeYusa fics. You can safely assume that any graphic sex was written with the characters being 18+ in mind, even if it doesn't directly state it. I may reference underage sex but I'm not super into writing it!

running fics

Burning
Takeru/Yusaku
Takeru Homura is dead, and Yusaku's going to bring him back. A Fate/Stay Night inspired AU.

Arc-V Coffee Shop AU
Sora/Yuya
Yuya Sakaki was once slated to be an idol--to sing on stage and make people smile... but that didn't work out. Working as a barista these days, he has an indie band with Yuzu on the side (that's semi popular) and he's more or less content with life. Sure, his lyrics are pretty weak and he knows it, but people like them! No one's going to shake his confidence in this, except maybe that new barista that always seems to see through his facade but won't reveal anything about himself in the process...

We're Supposed to Say "I Do"
Shun/Sora, Ruri/Yuto
Sora's sister, Miyu has died, which is upsetting enough to start with, but with Miyu betrothed to Prince Shun in a delicate resolution between nations, her loss isn't something that can be accepted so easily. The wedding needs to happen to secure things, so Sora gets sent in her place.

Community Events

/Ryoken 2019! June 9-15, 2019
An extremely silly event inspired by the depressing lack of bottom!Ryoken content, this was a multi-ship event dedicated to creating content with the focus of Ryoken being a bottom, or generally pushing him around, however the creator chose to interpret that! The Ao3 banner was illustrated by Aishin.
Ao3 Collection | Information Site

VRAINS Rarepairs 2019! December 30 2019-January 05 2020
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year! This year's event is run by Aishin and Pachi, an event to promote the creation of content for less popular ships, and give them some time to shine! Tumblr theme artwork created by Aishin.
Ao3 Collection | Tumblr | Twitter

CONTRAST: A Firestorm Zine
Currently accepting applications!
How much more extra could I get? Well, this much more extra. I've been dreaming of doing a zine for a long time, and now it can come to be! This zine will be dedicated to Takeru and Yusaku as a couple!
Tumblr | Twitter

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Artwork and page design by Aishin!